never pick up never call me

nonbinarygoth: im tired of u fake ratatouille fans thinking the rats name is ratatouille

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 19:51:41 -0400

nonbinarygoth:

im tired of u fake ratatouille fans thinking the rats name is ratatouille

chessys: be ur own father!! let urself down!!!!

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 19:49:50 -0400

chessys:

be ur own father!! let urself down!!!!

shoelight: sleep is great because it’s like being dead without hurting your family

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 16:13:47 -0400

shoelight:

sleep is great because it’s like being dead without hurting your family

johnnyjoestarrelatable: oh this is my goldfish his name is wet little bitch

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 16:12:25 -0400

johnnyjoestarrelatable:

oh this is my goldfish his name is wet little bitch

slaphat: slaphat: who wants to fling my awful body into the sun unbelievable. i have to do...

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 15:59:47 -0400

slaphat:

slaphat:

who wants to fling my awful body into the sun

unbelievable. i have to do everything myself

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Sat, 23 Jun 2018 15:59:11 -0400

yelnatszeroni: blackgirlsvevo: blackgirlsvevo: blackgirlsvevo: ...

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 15:56:12 -0400

yelnatszeroni:

blackgirlsvevo:

blackgirlsvevo:

blackgirlsvevo:

pixar really had to hardcore yank tony’s ‘i smoke a line of cocaine behind the school dumpster during second period’ character design to replace it with a facetuned love interest from a disney channel original movie . u already kno some pixar director mustve went back to the source material and noticed tony’s busted ass face and they had to scrap that shit immediately . he was literally too ugly to allow even a trace of his original face associate w/ the masterpiece they were abt to be making . rebooted his whole ass face then gave him his dark turtleneck and called it a day smh . mess

i’m screaming at the people reblogging this and saying that new tony is generic and old tony had some “character” like why do you people think that a man being ugly means he has personality . tony circa 2004 looks like he’d piss in the bushes outside your mom’s house and new tony looks like he’d wait 57 minutes for his food at a restaurant and still be nice to the waiter because they’re “just doing their best”. accept that pixar pulled the gag of the century and gave us the tony we deserve

pixar, completely remodeling tony’s clapped face: fuck a bitch named consistent character design and maintenance of the integrity of the original work. new tony is going to look like he would pay $60 for a gram of weed whether you losers like it or NOT

old tony stans lil pump

Bowser doesn’t GET blowjobs.

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 15:52:59 -0400

surprisebitch:

cobaltdays:

batbitequeen:

Oh…

Bowser doesn’t receive the dick and pounding

everyendeavor: westafricanbaby: diaryofakanemem: This father...

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 15:52:21 -0400

everyendeavor:

westafricanbaby:

diaryofakanemem:

This father consoling his baby son at the doctor’s office is SO CUTE 😍😍😍

Awwwww😂😂😂

This father is doing SO much more than consoling his infant son …

• this father is showing up as a pillar of safety; he’s told his son he acknowledges and believes in the boy’s strength.

• the father is completely present and accepting of his son’s story and helps him tell it. When the son recognizes that his father was fully present and heard the story of his experience of pain, the boy calms completely.

This piece of video will now be at the very top of my teaching tools when training parents and caretakers to work with shock and trauma in infants. It’s one of the finest examples of exemplary parenting I have ever seen in my 35-year healing career. ❤️

luchile: “we’re watching a movie in class” “but you have to take notes” “and write a two page paper...

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 15:50:51 -0400

luchile:

“we’re watching a movie in class”

“but you have to take notes”

“and write a two page paper about it”

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Sat, 23 Jun 2018 15:48:52 -0400

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Sat, 23 Jun 2018 15:45:32 -0400

skramzpapi: antikuudere: jokes over all you fuckers “In an...

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 15:44:24 -0400

skramzpapi:

antikuudere:

jokes over all you fuckers

“In an incredibly disheartening study”

Me texting at night..

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 15:44:04 -0400

ygkay:

Them: you sleepy?
Me: nahh I’m good
Them: alright,, wyd
Me: *falls asleep*

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Sat, 23 Jun 2018 15:42:38 -0400

tupacabra: when he says he wants to do it bareback

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 15:42:17 -0400

tupacabra:

when he says he wants to do it bareback

sib333: flatw00ds: one of the reasons I don’t really ‘get’ people who make fun of kids with silly,...

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 15:10:36 -0400

sib333:

flatw00ds:

one of the reasons I don’t really ‘get’ people who make fun of kids with silly, super self indulgent OCs/self inserts is because as an adult I still have those. I just don’t share em. But you can bet after seeing a great movie I spend the whole car ride home imagining the WORST possible self insert and enjoying the helllllllll out of it

!!!

Reblog this if you slept with my ex-wife Susan.

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 15:09:38 -0400

hashtagdion:

Trying to prove a point to my divorce lawyer.

shisnojon: champainemami: If any of u are vegetarian send me some recipes or something lettuce

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 03:41:17 -0400

shisnojon:

champainemami:

If any of u are vegetarian send me some recipes or something

lettuce

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Sat, 23 Jun 2018 03:40:31 -0400